It's the year 2002, 20 years after graduating from Orr High School and I, MARY BRZOZNOWSKI, now editor of the Pluto Times, have decided to report on the graduating class of 1982. Since, Pluto is a great distance from Planet Earth, I must use the new improved Laser Ray Telescope.

On Looking down upon the earth, I see TOM LONG, and he seems to be in the jungle making the Natives restless, Good Heavens Tom! Use your AAA map! You seem to be in Headhunter Territory.

Now my telescope is focusing in on an island in the South Pacific. I see LAURI EBEL and GIG SHOEMAKER managing a condominium. Their guest seem to be all of the Male Species.

My sights are set on Siberia where the Mr. Universe contest is being held. It is down to the last five finalists: STEVE SHAW, JOE LAKOSKEY, RANDY ADAMS, AND JOHN CARCIOFINI (oops that was only four Mary). The Judges: HOLLY NAKARI, CLARA CHOSA, KARLA SALMI and RAMONA VILLEBRUN will certainly have a difficult decision. Moving on I see that MARK LUCACHICK and DAN QUAAS have made their million in Alaska- gold mining. Mark and Dan have also found some women.

ROB RUTAR and DEAN KOHEN have graduated from Beauty School. They are now operating a business in Hollywood. The customers most frequently seen are SHERRY CHRISTENSEN and LAURIE HOFFMAN. Sherry and Laurie have made quite a hit in Hollywood. BRENT LITWILLER has defeated to Russia and is reproducing top secret weapons for the Soviet union. Another classmate rises into view, MARK ABRAMSON. He seem to be located on Mt. Sinai, carrying some sort of tablets. I wonder if.....no, it couldn't possibly be that he wrote his own set of commandments!

Focusing my scope stateside, I see that GREG WICHNER is starring in Broadway's big hit " Confusion in Helsinki". The leading lady in the production is KARLENE DRIFT. The play is written by VERA HOLMES and directed by JEFF WEIBERG. Jeff has produced such hits as, " Damn I'm Good" and "Hi Honey, I'm Home"

BONNIE HANSON is now the world's champion boxer. Bonnie has defended her title against WILLIE LAROQUE. Willie was TKOed in the first round.

Earth seems to have become sports oriented. TERESA NORUP has become the first women professional basketball player to play with the Harlem Globe Trotters. ADDISON KILIBARDA has, for the 10th time in a row, won the decathalon. Addison says, he may retire soon, because the competition is getting stiff since KEN WALLIN and ROLAND SHOEN have been in on the action.

JAMES CURRIE is now a disc jockey for WKKQ. I hear he has been offered a spot in the new James Bond movie.

I wonder what the town of Orr looks like, maybe I'll find a few more of my classmates there.

Yes I see TODD GABRIELSON the owner of the Dam, and WENDY EDDY, the mayor of Orr, discussing whether or not to allow CURT SHEEHY to return to his part time job as Sanitation Department Person for the Orr area.

BRENDA SHOEN is now the owner of the A&E. Business seems to be picking up. Moving towards Crane Lake, is see ANN CHISTENSEN delivering minnows to Olson's resort. JEAN OLSON and MARK MANKUS have bought out most of Crane Lake. Mark is the head chef at Crane Lake Fast Food Service.

Well, I think I have caught up with all my schoolmates. This should make for very interesting reading. The people of my planet and more importantly, my boss, should be quite pleased. I must get this to him right away. Bye!

*** I have tried to copy this verbatim, if you see errors please let me know.